SANTA MARTA and MINCA COLOMBIA
29/30 DECEMBER 2018
WHERE WE DISCOVER WHY A TOUR COMPANY CALLED ITSELF “MAGIC TOURS”……
Terry’s sister Carole Griffiths was due to arrive on the 29th December. This meant a big tidy up on board Sisu, we had been using the fore cabin, her bedroom as our general junk area! On the 29th December we took a taxi out to the airport. The backdrop to the airport were the dramatic, Sierra Nevada mountains, in front of the airport was a beach where we watched fishermen stood in the shallows as their companions motored out close to the shore throwing nets into the sea, whilst pelicans dived around them. Then when the nets became lively with caught fish, the fishermen on the shore would haul the nets in and up onto the beach. On the sands, pure white Egrets delicately danced en pointe with their long black legs, like prima ballerinas around the fishermen’s legs, seeking out any fish that escaped. Waiting for Carole was almost as big a treat as her actual arrival! Carole arrived, however her luggage was left in Bogota, we got it the next day. That evening we took Carole to Ouzo and had a fabulous meal. Ouzo is one of the best restaurants in Santa Marta, and it lived up to its reputation, the fabulous 3 course meal plus cocktails cost £46! for three of us.
We had arranged a tour to Minca, a small village and a coffee plantation the following day. The company was called MagicTour. We were collected from the Marina in a 4×4 with three other people. The 4×4 climbed its way up the mountains, tackling narrow heavily rutted roads to La Victoria Coffee Plantation, where we were given a tour of the whole process. Some of the plantation machinery was from John Gordon & Co, London and had been working for decades! Every part of the coffee pod and bean is used, and the plantation processes the coffee bean to the finished result using the natural environment of the surrounding mountains, water and gravity.
We bumped our way back down the road, “free massage!” called out our tour guide as we jostled and almost ended up on each others laps, we became good friends by the end of the day! Our guide took us to a waterfall where after clambering over rocks Terry lost no time in jumping in! Lunch that day was a small local cafe with a huge bbq fire set into the middle of the palm topped open fronted brick shack. We had a choice of beef or chicken. The beef was hacked into Desperate Dan chunks, fired up and served hot, it was delicious!
Our guide asked us did we want to go to a local Chocolate shop in Minca village? Oh yes please! We squashed back into the 4×4 and we were dropped off at a small unremarkable shop. Inside it was indeed a chocolate shop and very local, not a tourist souvenir type shop. It was also a Cannabis museum and shop. Here you could buy a bar of locally made chocolate, dense and grainy. The real, raw stuff. To accompany the chocolate, how about a cannabis plant? Some Cannabis cream? Drops? Or…. How about a teeny, tiny chocolate cannabis muffin? Carole, Terry and I love muffins. “It’ll be just a gimmick, there won’t really be cannabis in it” we thought. They were so small too, what harm can just one do? In the back of the 4×4 we took a bite of our muffins, nice! I was a bit reluctant, but thought, well, this size can’t make any difference surely. Carole and Terry ate theirs. We waited. Nothing. Phew. That was a bit of fun, how we laughed! We knew there wouldn’t really be any cannabis in them! We kept asking each other “Are you feeling anything?” “Nope” Me neither” “Ah, they’re fake, thought they would be, we should’ve bought a couple each, they were lovely”. Two hours later……. We’ve got back to the Marina. We meet a cruising friend outside the Marina bar, Carole had a fit of the giggles. The two of us decided to head down to Sisu. “Carole” I said. “My feet feel funny, spongy and it feels like I’m talking outside my head. I don’t like it!!!” Oh boy. We got onto Sisu. A boat in water moves, and we are used to the movement, or bodies adjust and we don’t even feel it. Add to that a pinch of cannabis. I had to lie down. “Take the feeling away Carole, it’s not nice!!!!” Carole had another fit of giggles. We had planned to attend a Rally meal up on the Marina that evening, in an hours time. God, would the effects wear off in time?! Terry came back to Sisu, or rather laid back. We had a shower, I willed my spongy feet to take me to the shower and back. We made it to the meal, Terry was on very good form, as was Carole, I really tried to concentrate on chatting with our Rally friends. We had a horrendous thirst too. Never again!!!!!! I’ll stick to wine, gin and beer. I’m anti drug taking, never smoked. I simply don’t get the allure and habit that cannabis can become. Having now tried it, naively, I really, truly don’t get it! I’m sticking to gin! I emailed my son, Fynn, age 22 telling him what we had done. What a good example of an adult, responsible Mother! My son replied “Mum, what did you expect? You’re in Colombia, it was bound to be the good stuff!!!!” (In case any potential employer of my trainee Accountant son is reading this, he does not do drugs I hasten to add, in fact he’s a damn sight more sensible than his mother!) Footnote.. I take Cannabis drops each day for my arthritic right hip, it doesn’t contain the high and has worked so well that I don’t need the daily Ibuprofen and stomach lining protecting drugs I used to take. At the Chocolate/Cannabis shop I bought a phial of Cannabis drops, assured that these too have had the mind weaving element removed. I haven’t had the nerve to try a single drop!!! Perhaps that’s why our tour company called itself “Magic Tours”…….Welcome to Colombia Carole!!!